"If I were a rich man" - Gwen Stefani

Tomorrow, or the day after I will get paid.

If money does not make the world go round, it certainly greases the wheels.

As I have previously mentioned, I believed I was getting underpaid, due to complicated reasons to do with taxation and higher education payment schemes, after I thought this was remedied, still did it look like my pay was been given a high handed shafting.

After some research and painstaking calling of the ATO did general consensus say I was being rooted. I then did recommence battle with the Officer in charge of taxation and mightily did I pursue him, dealing him much damage with my subtle barrage of words and research, and so armed with the right questions did I find, He, I say again HE the infidel of ledgers and accounts royally root up my pay. Henceforce, no longer shall I be of a mediocre salary! Nah I say, Fie unto thee! Half decently shall I be renumerated!

Woe betide the man who stands between the Jew and his money, for "Havok!" they will cry and let loose the dogs of WAR!