Saturday, July 08, 2006

The Valkyrie Rides Again!

Early this week past, did the Sister of Sigmund, Valkyrie from the South break through the raging winter of the Southern Climes and break through the channels of the sky and land, forth with in the Realm of Sun.

As such did I greet her arrival at the Witching hour. As I welcomed her from the sky chariot did brother and sister reunite. Jokes and remenices sallied forth.

The greats works that Sigmund undertakes were introduced to his sibling. The great steel wheeled chariots that travel upon the tracks were shown, as well as the many and diverse peoples with whom his works are assited by.

The multitudes were smitten and did question the swapping of Sigmund for his sibling from afar.

And so did the Valkyrie did wander off on her own account and view much of the city of Brisbane. Then did the cobalt blue chariot, known as Zigma, showing the scars and wounds of its recent battles with concrete, with Sigmund at the helm, did ride out and behold the depths and wonderment of the city from an overlooking peak. There Sigmund and his Sister were well met by the offspring of the brother of Sigmund's grandfather.

We travelled to a the building of a cook of no mean skill, where food from the country of greece was made. There was much merriment. In the day that followed His Sibling did travel through the lands on her own and did see many sights. She was later joined by some companions of Sigmund. Later did we all meet and congregate and wage was on the peace of the town in revelry.

Drinks flowed like rivers and dancers writhed like fish and those from the land of Sun did battle those South of their borders and didst win in some battle, not known to those originally from the deep South from where Sigmund and his sister hail from.

The following day we set out to find food. When we arrived at the next door house of fish that has been fried did we find that no breakfast shall be served after 9. With the scathing glances of Sigmund and his sister, The Valkyrie, did they leave, only to later be bemused and woed by the amazing delicacies of the Red Deli, of whos provisions we did partake it.

This provided us with the vigor to ride the chariot to the North to take in the sights of the land and visit relatives long removed and remote.

Sad was it when later that day Sigmund and his Sister had to resign to parting ways, for Sigmund's life is now led here, in the land of Sun, Sand and Surf and his sister must venture back towards South, to Sydney, the merchenter city, and then Melbourne, The home of the morning chill.

The reunion of a brother and a sister is always a source of much joy, and rememberance of good times past, however, their departure is sad.

And so didst the mightly Sigmund shed a tear as his sister did depart, and never was the tear mentioned again.

12 Comments:

At 8:16 PM, Blogger Jennifer said...

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At 8:27 PM, Blogger Jennifer said...

Verily, did Sigmund of the North once again adopt the convoluted vernacular of epic verse. And yea, there was much bitching from the residents of the southern climes.

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger Sigmund said...

I felt I had deviated to far from my original artist vision.

I had to get back to my artist roots... verily :p

Smite the unbelievers and critics with long winded convoluted patronising prose!

 
At 9:12 PM, Blogger mara - church wrecker said...

and sooking wildly doth sigmund continue his mirthless existence obliviously enfolded by the vast beauty of a land much lauded and longed for by his fellows from the southern caverns of ice.. he, so currently cleft in twain by two desires of equal force. force the first being that of gold and establishment. force the second- the extrusion from his kin - of blood and of not, who's merit within his heart seems to verily expand as the sun traverses daily 'cross the dial of stone. and so he sits seeing not the favors of opportunity and fortune festooning his personage like wreaths from a fairy garden, neglecting sadly the promise showered upon him by the gods.. and thusly mildly infuriating his shivering counterparts so that they may issue forth with cries of "cutteth thine own cord and free us mercifully from such incessant and ill-conceived bollocks before we are drowned in the sorrow of your mother's waters".........

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geeeegh... head hurts just reading that. Again.

'Forsooth, the tale recounted within be as digestible as the comestibles found within a school canteen, furthermore, yea, be as inviting to the palate.' :p

My parents are refitting my home. Borderline po-minimalism-easy-upkeepism is being encroached on slowly by traditional asian 'You got to have all of this'-ism. @_@

Though the need for... 3 different blenders escapes me. :p On the bright side, they seemed to enjoy the flea market...

 
At 3:31 PM, Blogger mara - church wrecker said...

mick! hahaha!!!! next time i'm down there to molest your pussy, will the place be filled with black velvet paintings of tigers in the jungle and the windowsills be crammed with hideous cutesy knick knacks with bobbling heads or small animals fashioned from rabbit fur.. and will the hallway be lined with rows of shoes? and will there be a whole family in each room? hahahah!!!

 
At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry,I have to concur with the comments received...

Sigmund with the Zigma, your friends WANT to read your blog - not have to decipher it like The Da Vinci Code. So can you please write in plain language from now on.

A little Nordic and traditional story telling is fine but please not the whole entry... it takes forever to read and make sense of... or were you on the sake and claret when you wrote the epic tale?

On the upside, your blog is gaining many comments!

Look forward to the next installment!

 
At 5:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anon,

A name/moniker w/ your posts would be basic courtesy, even if you'll never meet us iRL.
If you're going to say something, providing a name for others to associate your input with is the same as saying something to a person's face in real life, as opposed to sniping safely behind their back.

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger Wendy said...

It is a lot to take in to tell you the truth. From all this, you seem like you would make a good writer of a novel

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger mara - church wrecker said...

i like it... keep it up with the verily.. you're so fucking annoying in every other aspect of life, it would be amiss not to include blogdom.. and to the complainers.. mainly YOU ANON.. it may take YOU a while longer to decipher what the fuck he's on about, but if you're actually BORED enough to read his fuckin blog, what's your fuckin hurry? fuck! loser! get an ability to read! then get fucked! forsooth!

 
At 9:42 PM, Blogger mara - church wrecker said...

sigmund.. PULL YOUR DICK OUT OF THE JAPANESE GIRL AND POST.. ps seeing as you've become part the beast with two backs (that's slang for two people fucking wendy)(i mean "having sex" wendy, not actually "fucking wendy")and are not replying to email or text message, i will accost you via blog.. did you get the resume? if yes hooray, chuck it at him tomorrow morning before he's entrenched in work.. if not let me know and i'll send it again.. enjoy ejaculating!

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger mara - church wrecker said...

and mick.. if you have too many blenders, i'll have one!

 

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